im-barack-obama:

and i approve this text post

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pizzaforpresident:

fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown

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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

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cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

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